Here comes the proper family outfit: the Baffle Haus Coffee & Motors matching set. One grown-up tee, one mini version, identical design, zero excuses for not looking like a mildly unhinged father-and-son (or mother-and-son, father-and-daughter, or grandad-and-apprentice) pit crew.
Both are proper black, both carry the Baffle Haus logo on the chest like a badge of honour, and both have "Coffee & Motors" stamped across the back in the sort of lettering that makes other parents at the school gate quietly question their life choices. The adult one fits like your favourite old tee should have done before it shrank in the wash; the kids one is still that same 100% cotton that refuses to turn into sandpaper after three wears.
Sizes for the little co-driver run 3-4, 5-6, 7-8 and 9-10 years. Grown-up sizes go from Small right through to the generously proportioned 2XL (because we know some of us have been testing the espresso to biscuit ratio for decades).
Buy the pair together and save a few quid, because coordination this effortless should come with a discount. Suddenly Saturday morning caffeine runs become a rolling car show, soft-play trips look suspiciously like a works team outing, and yes, strangers will stop you to ask where they can get their own. Tell them it’s a secret. Or just point them to the website and watch the cult grow.
One click, two tees, instant legacy. Your move.
Both are proper black, both carry the Baffle Haus logo on the chest like a badge of honour, and both have "Coffee & Motors" stamped across the back in the sort of lettering that makes other parents at the school gate quietly question their life choices. The adult one fits like your favourite old tee should have done before it shrank in the wash; the kids one is still that same 100% cotton that refuses to turn into sandpaper after three wears.
Sizes for the little co-driver run 3-4, 5-6, 7-8 and 9-10 years. Grown-up sizes go from Small right through to the generously proportioned 2XL (because we know some of us have been testing the espresso to biscuit ratio for decades).
Buy the pair together and save a few quid, because coordination this effortless should come with a discount. Suddenly Saturday morning caffeine runs become a rolling car show, soft-play trips look suspiciously like a works team outing, and yes, strangers will stop you to ask where they can get their own. Tell them it’s a secret. Or just point them to the website and watch the cult grow.
One click, two tees, instant legacy. Your move.
