Meet the Coffee & Motors kids tee: the official uniform for tiny humans who believe that breakfast isn’t complete without the smell of fresh brew and 98-octane drifting through the kitchen.
This one’s stealth black (because nothing hides a sneaky chocolate milk moustache quite like it), with the Baffle Haus logo sitting neatly on the chest like it owns the place. Across the back, "Coffee & Motors" is printed in letters bold enough to be read from the far end of the soft-play area, instantly identifying your offspring as a future caffeine-and-carburettor scholar.
Still 100% cotton, still soft enough to prevent the dreaded 9 a.m. clothing rebellion, and still available in the only sizes that count: 3-4, 5-6, 7-8 and 9-10 years. It’ll survive the splash zone of a flat white mishap, the inevitable bean-to-cup demonstration involving Weetabix, and at least seventeen cycles of "I’ve only worn it once, Mum".
For the grown-up Baffle Haus regulars, it’s the logical next step after your own Coffee & Motors tee has become more stain than fabric. For everyone else, it’s the perfect way to raise a child who thinks "decaf" is a swear word and "turbo" is a food group.
Black, bold, and brewed for mischief.
